Once you get into TNG you will realize how right I am. Riker is a chauvinistic asshole who likes tormenting hot female ensigns with extreme sexual bondage games in his or their quarters. You obviously missed a season one episode called “Riker’s game” which introduces you to his bizarre sexual practices. That man cannot change his ways even in higher seasons.
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definately a joke by the writers….loool
around 2:50 data: “I will download iceberg’s pimping anthology for instruction”
A passionate kiss in the torpedo bay? Way to go Data!!!! This is sounding more like a porn movie
Always thought the Enterprise could use with more sex on board.
Riker’s like, “go on man, get your mojo”.
Data. The giant dildo
pozotronic sex
loool
some people do not ever use the bathroom because they are 100% efficient
@pollywogA1 yeah and he’s sexy to …yummy captain
@Vostokification yeah he totally wuld
Where does the fluid and food go if data eats ,,,,and how does he poo???
ha ha. Frakes can’t keep a straight face.
poor Spot, noone ever picks her up right
Did she touch his ‘torpedo’ tho
Yeah I think ill wear my star trek uniform tonight
I reckon Picard’s seriousness is just a front he feels he has to adopt when he’s dealing with his crew when on duty. I doubt he’s that bad, really.
Wasn’t he affected by that virus at the time?
I love captain Picard, he is always as serious as a heart attack!
This entire episode is making me LOL
06:42 everyone has been really against it…but then Enterprise’s stud and alpha male encourage it. He’s probably had her already.
My bad, I still think data would easily take Worf.
That was Lore who took Worf out with one shot – not Data
Rubbish, porcospino289. The word “unique” can properly be employed to denote “unusual” and certainly can be modified. Look it up in a dictionary.
i think data has the hots for someone!
Didn’t Worf learn his lesson in the Turbo lift when Data took him out with one shot?
Once you get into TNG you will realize how right I am. Riker is a chauvinistic asshole who likes tormenting hot female ensigns with extreme sexual bondage games in his or their quarters. You obviously missed a season one episode called “Riker’s game” which introduces you to his bizarre sexual practices. That man cannot change his ways even in higher seasons.