to my government or auction it to the highest bidder
Itchy,..It’s making a humming noise
Fireball,..yes I did,..you’re welcome to see
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I was digging in my garden, and do you know I think I’ve found the Ark of the covenant? Should I hand It in
to my government or auction it to the highest bidder
Itchy,..It’s making a humming noise
Fireball,..yes I did,..you’re welcome to see
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Ebay it. I want to bid.
I say auction it. Isn’t that thing made of pure gold. Do you realize that the price of gold has shot up insanely in the past year.
If they want to claim it for themselves (whether the government or religion) Just melt the damn thing and sell the gold. Good luck *wink*wink* with your crazy endevours, LOL
Smile! It’s contagious
I thought the government already had it. They acquired it from an archaeologist before World War II. Last I heard, the Ark was in a secret storage warehouse, placed by the government.
However, if you did find it, then that documentary I saw was fake.
So yeah Ebay, definitely.
The Government, obviously. To do otherwise is unpatriotic, selfish, and disgusting. 卑しい.
No, better keep it in your kitchen, if you need a place to put all those pots and pans.
Highest bidder of course.
use it for a coffee table in the living room it will make a great conversation piece!
I am sorry to say it is just a myth. More likely, the guy living in that house before you was a serial killer and some of his victims are in that box.
Better open it and look inside first, to make sure it’s the real deal…
Just hand it over to the nearest church…
Well, whatever ya do, don’t open it. Having ones flesh burned off is a terrible way to die and in your case you will have a longer burning as your fur will have to be burned off first.
Wow ! Really ?How big is your garden ? Erect some fencing and keep digging, Somewhere in there you just might find the holy grail. LOL
melt it down and give the proceeds to charity
First you must test its authenticity.
1. How big is it?
2. Is it made out of corn flakes?
If 1= at least 3 feet and 2=yes then it is the real deal and u should sell it to Goldencasino.com for big bucks.
Just try your best not to eat it first.
HF
To the Auction it must go. Watch the bids pile up and take the highest offer of offers. I just hope you still have the little animal carvings that came with it.
no you didnt
please describe it so I know it is genuine, lol.
Jokes aside though it is not as silly as it sounds, the ark of the covenant may very well be found in the near future. I look forward to seeing what our atheist friends will have to say if this occurs.
make deal with goverment-no taxes sell it highest bidder
I’ve seen Raiders of the lost ark.
Whatever you do….If you open it….Do not look.
Kinda defeats the reason for opening it I know.
I saw the movie and I know how it ends.
Lemur………..NO!
Just make sure you don’t sell it to the Vatican, no matter how high their bid. Those vultures are already so obscenely rich it’s a crime.
No you didn’t. The ark is in Israel. Even if you did find it, God will not allow you to melt it.
God Bless the little steps of a lerner.
Much better to use it as a prop in a film sequel……
There I was, moleing about inside the M25…